“I should never have taken this role or starred in Magnolia,” said Tom Cruise. “I sincerely regret making millions of dollars on this horribly sexist film. But just to be clear, I […]
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David Miscavige: Scientology is in a SERIOUS CRISIS and Needs More Money Now!
“Scientology is in a SERIOUS CRISIS and needs more money now!” brayed COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige at the Maiden Beating Event. “Never in the entire agonized history of this planet has […]
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Finally! Wog Television Gets It Right!
The Hollywood Reporter today announced that Scientology OT8 Jenna Elfman has been recruited as a regular on season 4 of “Fear the Walking Dead.” Finally! Wog television gets it right! Jenna’s career […]
Welcome to Scientology
Welcome to Scientology. We’ll begin by having you get rid of your suppressive family. BTW, you can’t watch ScientologyTheAftermath or we’ll declare you an SP!
Applications now being accepted for the Sea Org One Billion Year Smoking Club!
* Do you like smoking cigarettes and lots of them? We do too! So does COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige! So did L. Ron Hubbard! * Do you like the idea of […]
The Aftermath of the Aftermath
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige never recovered from Scientology and the Aftermath. He quickly began to pack on weight during the second season. For dinner, COB would often eat 2-3 hams, an […]
Scientologist Tom Cruise Quits Acting to Become an Auditor in the Sea Org
Scientologist Tom Cruise announced today that he has quit his acting career to become an auditor in the Sea Org. “This planet’s not going to get cleared unless I help,” said Cruise. […]
Danny Masterson Joins the Sea Org CLO in Canada
“Danny Masterson wanted a higher purpose in life than acting,” said Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “Danny also needed a billion year break from the entheta of Hollywood, a change of jurisdiction so […]
Danny Masterson to Speak on Human Rights at the Scientology Celebrity Centre
Scientologist and Humanitarian Danny Masterson will be speaking this weekend on human rights at the Scientology Celebrity Centre. The LAPD and LA District Attorney Jackie Lacie will also be in attendance to […]
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