Scientology is on lockdown as Hurricane Leah makes landfall tonight on A&E. Scientology and the Aftermath.
Scientology on Lockdown as Hurricane Leah Approaches
Scientologists Are Dealing Badly With Reality These Days
“Scientologists are dealing badly with reality these days,” said Ken Delusion. “The Glee of Insanity has set in hard and appears to be permanent. Even OT’s are on the verge of going […]
Scientology Leader Orders Global Disconnection on August 15, 2017
“COB RTC has issued a global disconnection order for Tuesday August 15, 2017,” announced Church spokesman Mr. Ken Delusion. “All Scientologists globally are ordered to disconnect from WiFi, cable, satellite dishes and […]
We in Scientology are not a Cult!
We in Scientology are not a Cult! Plenty of religions have paramilitaries, prisons, beat their clergy & conduct interrogations on members.
Freedom Magazine Exposes the Television Critics Association!
Church of Scientology Rushed to the Hospital Again! Prognosis is Dire!
After hearing that the A&E show Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath won the TCA award for Outstanding Achievement in Reality Programming, the Church of Scientology collapsed on the pavement and was […]
Are You a Tough Angry Sonofabitch? If so, Scientology Wants You!
We in the Church of Scientology are the world’s fastest growing religion. Our growth continues to skyrocket uncontrollably as billions of thetans clamor for Scientology goods and services like never before. But […]
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