In a technical departure from L. Ron Hubbard’s dictum ‘be three feet behind your head‘ we in the Church of Scientology have ordered all thetans be six feet behind their heads. This […]
Ethics Must Go In Before the Tech Can Go In!
We in RTC are constantly firing off missions to handle fundamental confusions which lead to Out Tech. Our stable datum is this: The Founder informs us that thetans compulsively mock up their […]
Scientology Targeting Children
“With Sea Org recruitment at an all time low, we in Scientology have decided to target children,” announced Ken Delusion. “We’re using colorful clown vending machines at toy stores, ice cream parlors, […]
When Thetans Drove Chrysler’s
“1962. Except for a few Commies who had been sent in to cause trouble, everything was A-OK with Scientology. “Back then we all smoked Kools and drove great big ol’ Chrysler’s just […]