* Do you like smoking cigarettes and lots of them? We do too! So does COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige! So did L. Ron Hubbard!
* Do you like the idea of smoking cigarettes while working for a billion years to clear the planet? We do too! So does COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige! So did L. Ron Hubbard!
Now you can have the best of both worlds by joining the Sea Org One Billion Year Smoking Club! Benefits include a bunk, rice and beans, and a theater usher uniform! Plus you get to be in a fake Navy! Applications now being accepted! Past LSD use is no longer a problem! In fact, if you have a pulse and can walk you’re welcome to the Sea Org!
Scientology + Heavy Cigarette Smoking = Thetan Satisfaction!
We in Scientology are not a Cult! Plenty of religions have paramilitaries, prisons, beat their clergy & conduct interrogations on members.
Posted in OTVIIIisGrrr8!
Tagged beatings, Cult, David Miscavige, interrogations, paramilitary, prison, Scientology, Sea Org, Sea Organization, sec checks, the hole, the SP hole
“It’s not like we in the Church of Scientology are winning any popularity contests these days,” Mr. Miscavige candidly remarked. “Moreover, we are in desperate need of new sources of cash. Whereupon, we see pedophile and sex offender treatment as a lucrative and untapped source of government money. No one wants these people in their communities. However, our Pedanon treatment centers will gladly feed and house these degenerate and degraded beings in exchange for large sums of taxpayer cash.”
“And best of all,” added Mr. Miscavige, “if we in Scientology beat, abuse, or otherwise financially exploit pedophiles or sex offenders in our Pedanon treatment centers it’s not like the public or the media is going to care. This is a tailor-made money-making opportunity for the Church of Scientology.