“With Sea Org recruitment at an all time low, we in Scientology have decided to target children,” announced Ken Delusion. “We’re using colorful clown vending machines at toy stores, ice cream parlors, […]
Scientology Targeting Children
Alleged Domestic Terrorist Devon Newman Was Never a Scientologist!
Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion today announced that alleged domestic terrorist Devon Newman was never actually a member of the Church. “We looked everywhere,” Delusion stated, “And nowhere could we find […]
Church of Scientology Reverend Devon Newman Arrested in Plot to Kill Police Officer
We in the Church of Scientology have just received data that Scientologist Devon Newman was arrested by the Las Vegas Police Department on charges of conspiracy to commit murder, conspiracy to commit […]
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