Xenu is watching you on an omnipresent basis. Even when you sleep and dream Xenu is watching you for he never sleeps or dreams. You have good reasons to fear. You are […]
It Came From Outer Space
Scientology DOGE: “Deport Obsolete Genetic Entities”
Scientology today announced its mandatory euthanasia program designed to eliminate non-contributing Scientologists from this planet. The program is called Deport Obsolete Genetic Entities, or Scientology DOGE. “If a Scientologist can no longer […]
Church of Scientology to Assign 5,000 Sea Org members to fight for Russia.
“Burdened by the overhead costs of an excess 5,000 out exchange Sea Org members in a economic down cycle, i.e. a statcrash of magnitudes caused by the forces of suppression, Fleet Admiral […]
Ron’s New Year Greeting from Target 2 to Earth Scientologists
David Miscavige and Heaven’s Gate Leader Marshall Herff Applewhite Come to Blows on FoxNews; Fistfight Ensues in Studio!
When Cult Leaders argue on Christmas Day, bad things can and do happen! The tiny terror midget David Miscavige of Scientology infamy hurled his meat body at Heaven’s Gate leader Marshall Herff […]
COB’s Special 2025 Speech to All Scientologists
“As we are assembled here today to celebrate the epic accomplishments of the last many decades of time which are but a brief breath in eternity, we pause to take note that, […]
Temu Scientology Launched to Lure Budget-Minded Conspiracy Theorists & Other Frugal Cultists into Scientology
In his efforts to make Scientology more affordable than ever, David Miscavige today announced the launch of Temu Scientology, the centerpiece of which is an $8.88 e-meter. “This new Temu e-meter is […]
Joe & Mika Meet with David Miscavige; Will Scientology Buy MSNBC Before Elon Musk Does?
MSNBC “Morning Joe” hosts Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski met with Scientology’s leader David Miscavige at Scientology Media Productions in Hollywood. “This is part of our larger effort at détente with people and […]
New 1000X More Powerful Tom Cruise Super Power Rundown Creating SUPER POWERFUL SCIENTOLOGY SUPER BEINGS!!!
Scientology’s new 1000X more powerful Super Power Rundown is creating an entire new race of SUPER POWERFUL SCIENTOLOGY SUPER BEINGS!!! In other words, this new Flag-only Rundown is creating a race of […]
Scientology Helps Poor Couple in Appalachia with Illiteracy Problems
Scientology is bringing hope to an illiterate couple in rural Appalachia who suffer from extreme illiteracy. Ashton — a chronically unemployed laborer — and his wife Mila do not know how to […]
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