Orders to Obey or Else:
E. Stuart Mills: David Miscavige Issues TEN ORDERS Everyone MUST OBEY – OR ELSE!
David Miscavige Demands Royalties from Social Media Creators on Danny Masterson Videos – PAY OR ELSE!!!
Why David Miscavige is WAY MORE Popular than Taylor Swift: Facts from a Scientology Lawyer
Scientology lawyer E. Stuart Mills Explains why Scientology Leader David Miscavige is 100,000,000% more popular than Taylor Swift. Mr. Mills also propounds other remarkable truths to the 12.4 billion Scientologists on this […]
Ask a Scientology Lawyer Anything with E. Stuart Mills (Satire)
Scientology Lawyer E. Stuart Mills Answers Your Questions (Satire). Disclaimer: Mr. Mills reserves the right to not answer any of your questions; to be evasive; to outflow false data; to obfuscate; and […]
Ask a Scientology Lawyer Anything. Featuring E. Stuart Mills (Satire)
Fictional Internet Lawyer E. Stuart Mills answers questions on behalf of his clients the Church of Scientology and the Religious Technology Center. Ask Mr. Mills anything. Mr. Mills reserves all rights to […]
Scientology Sues LAPD for $1Billion; Alleges Breach of Contract for Not Jailing TikTok Crew (Satire)
Scientology Sues LAPD for $100 Million; Alleges Breach of Contract for Not Jailing TikTok Crew (Satire)
Alert! Urgent! Office of Special Affairs Recruiting! Join NOW NOW NOW!
“All hands emergency: The Office of Special Affairs is on an urgent recruit cycle to bring some new bodies into the most badly overworked area in the Church.” “We’ve entered an entirely […]
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Church of Scientology Attorney E. Stuart Mills – New Commercial and Client Questionairre
Weaphuckum & Howe LLP A Legal Corporation E. Stuart Mills, Esq. Senior Partner Dear Cult Applicant, Weaphuckum & Howe LLP specializes in helping Cults and Cult Members use all possible legal means […]
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