We in the Church of Scientology firmly resolve to be a fully Ideal Church in every way in 2018. We therefore make the following resolutions: 1. We will raise all prices 4000% […]
Scientology’s New Year’s Resolutions
The Church of Scientology and Computer Hacking: The Facts
“What are the real facts about the Church of Scientology and computer hacking?” asked Dr. Frank Wonderman today during a special meeting to address recent scandalous allegations. “The facts are these: When […]
We in Scientology Don’t Know Nuthin’
“We in the Choich ah Scientology don’t know nuthin’ bout no computer hacking.” “We are upstandin’ citizens Senator.” “It’s just by some weird coincidence that this gumshoe — and we never herda this […]
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