Date: 4th Day of the Roswell Galactic Cycle 78From: US Space Force, Directorate of Extraterrestrial Operations, Interagency Task Force 812To: Cleared Recipients per Distribution List Subject: Demand from the US Senate Select […]
CIA satellites using ground penetrating radar located the secret tunnels under Scientology’s Flag Land Base in Clearwater. CIA VSD’s (Very Small Drones) were flown in and located the diminutive ecclesiastical leader walking […]
Having received information that the New York Times planned to publish its bombshell story this Sunday revealing that David Miscavige is a Communist agent who was sent into sabotage Scientology in 1976, […]
“We in the Church of Scientology have been the victims of fake news for decades!” proclaimed Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “These fake news stories about Scientology have been spread by the unholy […]
CIA Director John O. Brennan today announced that the agency had discovered Scientology’s secret underground alien base at an undisclosed location. “The Church of Scientology has been working with aliens since the […]
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