Tag: Butthurt

Scientology Butthurt Cream: For Pain Levels of 2.0 or Greater!

By OTVIIIisGrrr8! on June 19, 2018 • ( 4 Comments )

Scientology Butthurt Cream is indicated for butthurt pain levels of 2.0 or greater. What are some examples of when a Scientologist needs to use Scientology Butthurt Cream? Below are three scenarios: Scenario […]

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Church of Scientology Rushed to the Hospital in an Ambulance!

By OTVIIIisGrrr8! on March 29, 2015 • ( 13 Comments )

Paramedics were called today when the Church of Scientology experienced a massive panic attack brought on by the imminent broadcast of HBO’s Going Clear. “The rageaholic 65-year-old cult had been slinging mud […]

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