“Even with his head temporarily swollen by a Botox malfunction, Maverick is readying Top Gun 2 for a theatrical release in the next few years,” said assistant second unit apple box manager […]
Tom Cruise Top Gun 2: Botox Malfunction!
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Tom Cruise Opens an Exclusive Chain of Scientology “Puffy Face” Beauty Clinics!
“I love the new me,” said Scientologist Tom Cruise. “The old me had a face that was too thin and gaunt. I looked anorexic. I like the new fuller ‘puffy-faced and overfed […]
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