Kim Kardashian failed her bar exam because she failed to complete a course in L. Ron Hubbard Study Technology,
Scientology Offers Free LRH Study Tech Course to Bar Exam Failure Kim Kardashian
BREAKING: Scientology Eliminates “Illegal” Binding Arbitration Clause.
Waiver of All Rights (Known and Unknown)
By signing, the parishioner surrenders not only their civil rights, but also their air rights, mineral rights, and eternal rights in all galaxies. Retroactive waivers apply to past lives as well.
It Came From Outer Space
Xenu is watching you on an omnipresent basis. Even when you sleep and dream Xenu is watching you for he never sleeps or dreams. You have good reasons to fear. You are […]
“Only Scientology Can Help Rachel Zegler!” Declares Tom Cruise — “I Know. I’ve Been Where She’s At!”
Scientologist Tom Cruise has publicly offered to pay for Rachel Zegler to get Emergency Celebrity Auditing at Scientology’s Flag Land Base in Clearwater, Florida. “I’ve been where Rachel is at when I […]
We in RTC Have Discovered the Hidden Who who is Destroying Scientology!
We in RTC consider Scientology registrars, as a class, to be lazy and stupid. They have always been this way. For example, when then-registrar Ken Delusion, who later became our International Spokesman, […]
Scientology DOGE: “Deport Obsolete Genetic Entities”
Scientology today announced its mandatory euthanasia program designed to eliminate non-contributing Scientologists from this planet. The program is called Deport Obsolete Genetic Entities, or Scientology DOGE. “If a Scientologist can no longer […]
COB’s Special 2025 Speech to All Scientologists
“As we are assembled here today to celebrate the epic accomplishments of the last many decades of time which are but a brief breath in eternity, we pause to take note that, […]
Joe & Mika Meet with David Miscavige; Will Scientology Buy MSNBC Before Elon Musk Does?
MSNBC “Morning Joe” hosts Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski met with Scientology’s leader David Miscavige at Scientology Media Productions in Hollywood. “This is part of our larger effort at détente with people and […]
Scientology PSA on Proper Hygiene
Wogs are too stupid to know anything. It is only we in Scientology who are the experts on the mind, literacy, and all other facets of life across all dynamics. Therefore, in […]
Body Thetans File Class Action Against SCIENTOLOGY. Lawyer & Globee Winner E. Stuart Mills Explains
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