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RTC Confidential Memo to COB: Super Bowl Ad Analysis


Dear Sir,

Your Super Bowl ad was super-fantastic. Our tracking data shows that over five billion people responded positively to the ad. These billions of people now have a favorable impression of Scientology.

Telexes congratulating you for your genius and brilliance are pouring in from world leaders all over the globe. These world leaders are all asking how they can license your Super Bowl ad tech. Somalia, Chad, and Libya are particularly interested in using your PR ad tech to help improve their imagine.

And of course it goes without saying that Scientology will need thousands more Ideal Orgs to keep up with the expected massive inflow of raw meat into the existing Orgs. LRH in Green Vol 2 informs us that we can expect to see the results of a massive PR effort in six weeks. Thus, we should be booming in mid-March. Staff is recommending that 100,000,000 new sets of Basics be printed immediately by Bridge Publications to handle the expected massive inflow of raw meat.

The tide is turning sir. You have confronted and shattered all of the remaining SP’s on the planet and now it is all green lights from here to eternity.


Ken Delusion
Commanding Officer
Department of Highest Evers Department
Religious Technology Center
Mail Boxes R US, Box 51
San Jacinto, CA