Scientology today announced its mandatory euthanasia program designed to eliminate non-contributing Scientologists from this planet. The program is called Deport Obsolete Genetic Entities, or Scientology DOGE. “If a Scientologist can no longer […]
“Burdened by the overhead costs of an excess 5,000 out exchange Sea Org members in a economic down cycle, i.e. a statcrash of magnitudes caused by the forces of suppression, Fleet Admiral […]
“As we are assembled here today to celebrate the epic accomplishments of the last many decades of time which are but a brief breath in eternity, we pause to take note that, […]
In his efforts to make Scientology more affordable than ever, David Miscavige today announced the launch of Temu Scientology, the centerpiece of which is an $8.88 e-meter. “This new Temu e-meter is […]
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