How many body thetans can dance on the head of a pin? is the subject of an upcoming Ecclesiastical Interfaith Conference in Milan hosted by Massimo Introvigne S.P.C.A., the Chief Inquisitor of CESNUR. […]
A Study of Pseudo-Sea Orgs in Galactic Religious History Massimo Introvigne, P.S.C.A. CESNUR In this paper we examine how the Jesuits stole and copied Dr. L. Ron Hubbard’s Sea Org as have […]
Scientologist Tom Cruise has publicly offered to pay for Rachel Zegler to get Emergency Celebrity Auditing at Scientology’s Flag Land Base in Clearwater, Florida. “I’ve been where Rachel is at when I […]
Acting as covert agents of the CIA, Psychiatry, and the Deep State, Scientology’s lethal UFO forces conquered Syria and deposed Assad. “This is incredible but true,” declared Scientology Cosmic Space General Ken […]
Because wogs (non-Scientologists) are incredibly stupid, Scientology is distributing 100 million free coat hangers to the world’s 15 continents. These coat hangers warn wogs to not swallow coat hangers. “Do not swallow […]
Fictional Internet Lawyer E. Stuart Mills answers questions on behalf of his clients the Church of Scientology and the Religious Technology Center. Ask Mr. Mills anything. Mr. Mills reserves all rights to […]
Scientology Sues LAPD for $100 Million; Alleges Breach of Contract for Not Jailing TikTok Crew (Satire)
Furtive and discarnate agents of SIG LLC penetrated David Miscavige’s Secret Occult Inner Zoom Circle (SOIZC). The SOIZC is where David Miscavige and his avaricious hirelings receive TOP SECRET instructions from L. […]
Having departed Earth in a rather overly-dramatic unaliving ceremony in 1997, Marshall Herff Applewhite and his followers immediately ascended to the Mothership which was following the comet Hale-Bopp. Nevertheless, the Level Above […]
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