“Following Donald Trump’s shockingly poor debate performance, panicked Republicans voted to replace Trump/Vance with Scientology’s proven ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige and Tom Cruise,” announced Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “Scientology’s internal polling shows […]
With President Biden’s announcement that he will not seek reelection in 2024, Kamala Harris became the presumptive nominee of the Democratic Party. Eager to secure the votes of America’s 122 million Scientologists, […]
“We in the Church of Scientology are outraged about the way Senator Kamala Harris and her staff are having themselves a good laugh over Rep. Karen Bass’ ‘Scientology problem,’” said Church spokesman […]
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