“Millions of tourists visit the Hollywood sign each year, so it made sense for Scientology to spend $250 million to dismantle and relocate its iconic Pac Base to a site just below […]
Scientology Relocates Big Blue to the Hollywood Sign on Mount Lee
Ponzi the Clown: The New Face of Scientology
“McDonald’s is a global multibillion dollar and has a clown as a spokesman,” OSA PR Director Ken Delusion noted. “McDonalds has sold billions and billons of hamburgers and has McOrgs everywhere. It […]
Scientology VM’s Vow to Bring Peace Between Putin and Prigozhin’s Warring Homicidal Armies by Distributing Copies of The Way to Happiness
A group of pasty white and out-of-shape Scientology Volunteer Ministers from St. Louis are being parachuted into war-torn Rostov, Russia to distribute copies of The Way to Happiness. The VM’s have 100% […]
Scientology Business Consultant to help Anheuser-Busch with its Transgender Bud Light Crisis
L. Ron Hubbard business consultant Ken Delusion of Los Angeles has been hired by Anheuser-Busch to handle its crisis management efforts related to the firm’s hiring a transgendered social media influencer to […]
David Miscavige Endangered During an 8 Hour Chase by Drug-Fueled Paparazzi on the Streets of Hollywood! Speeds Reach 190 Miles Per Hour!
Meghan Markle and Prince Harry don’t know what real danger is! Their fake story of being chased around NYC for two hours wherein they claim to have been endangered by reckless paparazzi […]
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