David Miscavige for President in 2024!
“My Client David Miscavige has an Airtight Alibi in the Theft of the $30 Million in Cash from an LA Vault!” declares Attorney Philip Cohen
Criminal defense attorney Philip Cohen declared today that his client David Miscavige was in Russia with his friend Vladmir Putin when $30 million in cash was stolen from a Los Angeles storage […]
David Miscavige’s Personal Astrologer Declares the Solar Eclipse to be a Message from L. Ron Hubbard on Target 2!
Captain David Miscavige’s personal Vedic astrologer Jyotisha-Vastu declared the impending solar eclipse to be a message from L. Ron Hubbard on Target 2. “The solar eclipse is a sign form SOURCE!,” Jyotisha-Vastu […]
David Miscavige Demands Royalties from Social Media Creators on Danny Masterson Videos – PAY OR ELSE!!!
Vladmir Putin Introduces Scientology’s Humanitarian Reeducation Programs into Russia; Grants David Miscavige Asylum in Moscow
Russian President Vladmir Putin and Scientology ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige made a joint appearance at the Kremlin today to announce a new cooperative program between the two paranoid, repressive, dictatorial-capitalist organizations. “Russia […]
Freedom Magazine Names David Miscavige Scientology’s “Man of the Year” for the 37th Consecutive Year
“Freedom Magazine has named COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige as Scientology’s Man of the Year for the 37th consecutive year,” Tom Cruise announced from the stage of the Celebrity Centre. “I have […]
Scientology Founder Elton John (1911-1986)
Sir Elton John (1911-1986) was a great humanitarian who created Scientology. Sir Elton John is not to be confused with Lafayette Ronald Hubbard, a writer of science fiction and con artist whose […]
CIA Drones Have Located David Miscavige Hiding In the Secret Tunnels Under Flag Base
CIA satellites using ground penetrating radar located the secret tunnels under Scientology’s Flag Land Base in Clearwater. CIA VSD’s (Very Small Drones) were flown in and located the diminutive ecclesiastical leader walking […]
Sea Org Captain David Miscavige’s Secret Ouija Board Warns of Dangers Ahead for Scientology!
Captain David Miscavige’s secret Ouija Board has warned of dangerous times of ahead for the Church of Scientology. For this reason, Scientologists are expected to donate millions of dollars of new money […]
David Miscavige Endangered During an 8 Hour Chase by Drug-Fueled Paparazzi on the Streets of Hollywood! Speeds Reach 190 Miles Per Hour!
Meghan Markle and Prince Harry don’t know what real danger is! Their fake story of being chased around NYC for two hours wherein they claim to have been endangered by reckless paparazzi […]
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