When Cult Leaders argue on Christmas Day, bad things can and do happen! The tiny terror midget David Miscavige of Scientology infamy hurled his meat body at Heaven’s Gate leader Marshall Herff […]
Target Two is a planet that has remained exactly like America in the 1950’s for over 20 million years. L. Ron Hubbard and his two wives, Wilhelmina and Magda, are celebrating a […]
“As we are assembled here today to celebrate the epic accomplishments of the last many decades of time which are but a brief breath in eternity, we pause to take note that, […]
In his efforts to make Scientology more affordable than ever, David Miscavige today announced the launch of Temu Scientology, the centerpiece of which is an $8.88 e-meter. “This new Temu e-meter is […]
Acting as covert agents of the CIA, Psychiatry, and the Deep State, Scientology’s lethal UFO forces conquered Syria and deposed Assad. “This is incredible but true,” declared Scientology Cosmic Space General Ken […]
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige has offered to donate $50 million USD to the Joe Biden Presidential Library in exchange for a Presidential pardon. “This is not a bribe,” insisted Scientology spokesman […]
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