COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige Delivers an Epic 5 Hour Speech at the IAS Gala 2025!
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige Delivers an Epic 5 Hour Speech at the IAS Gala 2025!
Scientology global ecclesiastical leader Mr. David Miscavige was born a Catholic in Philadelphia in 1960. The 65-year-old Miscavige said today he wishes to return to his roots. Accordingly, he telexed a message […]
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige is an eleventy-billion-trillion year old thetan. However, his meat body in this lifetime here on Teegeeack turned 65 years old today. L. Ron Hubbard opened a Portal […]
“Scientology global ecclesiastical leader Mr. David Miscavige, the Supreme Ruler of Matter, Energy, Space, and Time in this plane of phenomenal existence, was not invited to a recent UFC fight attended by […]
Scientology religious leader David Miscavige is furious after not receiving a pardon during the Biden-Trump Pardon Parade of January 20, 2024. “As the world’s preeminent religious leader, Mr. Miscavige is even more […]
When Cult Leaders argue on Christmas Day, bad things can and do happen! The tiny terror midget David Miscavige of Scientology infamy hurled his meat body at Heaven’s Gate leader Marshall Herff […]
Declaring that Scientology needs a facelift, Fleet Admiral David Miscavige has decreed that the Church will adopt a 1970’s Disco look. Leading by example, David Miscavige appeared yesterday at the Boston Org […]
The award ceremony at Flag Land Base for Ryan Routh, the 2024 IAS Award winner, has been cancelled at the last moment due to a sudden scheduling conflict related to a golf […]
“Following Donald Trump’s shockingly poor debate performance, panicked Republicans voted to replace Trump/Vance with Scientology’s proven ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige and Tom Cruise,” announced Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “Scientology’s internal polling shows […]