COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige Delivers an Epic 5 Hour Speech at the IAS Gala 2025!
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige Delivers an Epic 5 Hour Speech at the IAS Gala 2025!
Fleet Admiral David Miscavige Offers to Broker Peace in the Middle East Using Scientology
David Miscavige Announces that He Will Become the New Catholic Pope
Scientology global ecclesiastical leader Mr. David Miscavige was born a Catholic in Philadelphia in 1960. The 65-year-old Miscavige said today he wishes to return to his roots. Accordingly, he telexed a message […]
David Miscavige Turns 65; LRH Opens Portal from Hell to Demand LRH Hall Be Opened NOW!
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige is an eleventy-billion-trillion year old thetan. However, his meat body in this lifetime here on Teegeeack turned 65 years old today. L. Ron Hubbard opened a Portal […]
President Trump, FBI Director, & Others Attend UFC Fight. David Miscavige Snubbed; Sues for $100 Billion
“Scientology global ecclesiastical leader Mr. David Miscavige, the Supreme Ruler of Matter, Energy, Space, and Time in this plane of phenomenal existence, was not invited to a recent UFC fight attended by […]
David Miscavige Furious After Being Excluded from the Trump-Biden Pardon Parade; Charges Religious Bigotry and Will Sue for $500 Billion!
Scientology religious leader David Miscavige is furious after not receiving a pardon during the Biden-Trump Pardon Parade of January 20, 2024. “As the world’s preeminent religious leader, Mr. Miscavige is even more […]
David Miscavige and Heaven’s Gate Leader Marshall Herff Applewhite Come to Blows on FoxNews; Fistfight Ensues in Studio!
When Cult Leaders argue on Christmas Day, bad things can and do happen! The tiny terror midget David Miscavige of Scientology infamy hurled his meat body at Heaven’s Gate leader Marshall Herff […]
David Miscavige Opts for 1970’s Disco Look
Declaring that Scientology needs a facelift, Fleet Admiral David Miscavige has decreed that the Church will adopt a 1970’s Disco look. Leading by example, David Miscavige appeared yesterday at the Boston Org […]
2024 IAS Winner Ryan Routh: Award Ceremony Cancelled Due to Sudden Scheduling Conflict
The award ceremony at Flag Land Base for Ryan Routh, the 2024 IAS Award winner, has been cancelled at the last moment due to a sudden scheduling conflict related to a golf […]
David Miscavige to Replace Donald Trump as GOP Presidential Candidate; Tom Cruise Takes VP Slot.
“Following Donald Trump’s shockingly poor debate performance, panicked Republicans voted to replace Trump/Vance with Scientology’s proven ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige and Tom Cruise,” announced Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “Scientology’s internal polling shows […]
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