Date: 4th Day of the Roswell Galactic Cycle 78From: US Space Force, Directorate of Extraterrestrial Operations, Interagency Task Force 812To: Cleared Recipients per Distribution List Subject: Demand from the US Senate Select […]
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Scientology global ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige became apoplectic today upon learning that the Secret Service had tossed several bags of Scientology books out of a second-story White House window. The Secret Service […]
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