Month: March 2024

Xenu Retires His DC-8 Spaceplane Fleet; Replaces Them with the Sleek New Xixty-Sike Spaceliners

By OTVIIIisGrrr8! on March 21, 2024 • ( Leave a comment )

Spacelord Xenu, the Supreme Ruler of all Galaxies in this sector of the universe, announced today that he has retired his obsolete fleet of DC-8 spaceplanes and has replaced them with a […]

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Scientology Relocates Big Blue to the Hollywood Sign on Mount Lee

By OTVIIIisGrrr8! on March 21, 2024 • ( 3 Comments )

“Millions of tourists visit the Hollywood sign each year, so it made sense for Scientology to spend $250 million to dismantle and relocate its iconic Pac Base to a site just below […]

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