Furtive and discarnate agents of SIG LLC penetrated David Miscavige’s Secret Occult Inner Zoom Circle (SOIZC). The SOIZC is where David Miscavige and his avaricious hirelings receive TOP SECRET instructions from L. […]
Russian President Vladmir Putin and Scientology ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige made a joint appearance at the Kremlin today to announce a new cooperative program between the two paranoid, repressive, dictatorial-capitalist organizations. “Russia […]
Having departed Earth in a rather overly-dramatic unaliving ceremony in 1997, Marshall Herff Applewhite and his followers immediately ascended to the Mothership which was following the comet Hale-Bopp. Nevertheless, the Level Above […]
“Freedom Magazine has named COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige as Scientology’s Man of the Year for the 37th consecutive year,” Tom Cruise announced from the stage of the Celebrity Centre. “I have […]
Having been expelled from the US Congress after being caught telling dozens of demonstrably outrageous lies about his personal life as well as being indicted for money laundering, credit card fraud, and […]
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