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Come to Flag Land Base & Learn Exotic OT Skills!

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Scientology Clarification on Colombia

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Scientology DC-8 spaceplanes proven to exist! Checkmate haters!

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#SPYGATE

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Scientology Reacts to Season 3 of Leah Remini’s Scientology and the Aftermath

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“Make it stop!” screamed David Miscavige! “I can’t stand it!”

“Sir,” said Ken Delusion in his grimly dramatic manner, “the only thing the doctor can give you for this type of pain is another injection of more Vistaril. Would you like more?”

“Yes! More! Shove that goddamned needle in my ass until I pass out! I need more Vistaril to make the pain go away! The pain of that television show is even worse than the Helatrobus implant!”

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Scientology Television

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Christmas Greetings from Scientology Supreme Leader David Miscavige