Scientology TV to Run Big Pharma Ads: “We Just Can’t Keep Saying No the Big Money,” Says Ken Delusion.

“Big Pharma spent $11.25 billion in advertising in 2021,” Scientology TV CEO Ken Delusion explained. “And given the massive statcrash we at Scientology TV have experienced since the day we first began broadcasting, we cannot continue to refuse advertising dollars from Big Pharma.”

“What pushed us over the cliff on this issue was the IAS informing us last week that it will no longer subsidize our dull line up of Scientology programs followed by more Scientology programs. That was a real kick in teeth,” Delusion stated. “Without IAS money Scientology TV is insolvent.”

“Because the IAS is a legally separate corporation from the Church of Scientology there is no one to whom we can complain. Whereupon, in order to survive, Scientology TV is now accepting Big Pharma ads. COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige agrees that Scientology TV should take a slice of the Big Pharma advertising pie,” Delusion emphasized.

“Our first Big Pharma ad campaign begins running this week. The ad will feature a Psych drug targeted specifically at both wogs and Scientologists:

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  1. Side effects include: Constipation, nausea, flatulence, dry mouth, abdominal cramp, colic, vomiting, meteorism, abdominal pain, Abdominal discomfort, abdominal pain upper, dyspepsia, Ileus (including paralytic ileus), megacolon (including toxic megacolon), abdominal distension, Headache, dizziness, Somnolence, Loss of consciousness, stupor, depressed level of consciousness, hypertonia, coordination abnormality, Syncope, Death, tiredness, Hypersensitivity reaction, anaphylactic reaction (including anaphylactic shock), anaphylactoid reaction, QT/QTc prolongation, Torsades de Pointes, other ventricular arrhythmias, cardiac arrest, Rash, Bullous eruption (including Stevens-Johnson syndrome, toxic epidermal necrolysis, and erythema multiforme), angioedema, urticaria, pruritus, Urinary retention, Ocular, Miosis

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    • To clarify: The massive side effects listed above are the side effects of the Scientology as delivered at Flag.

      The side effects of Fuckitol are absolutely not giving a shit about anything and still feeling good about life. This is the blissful indifference of Buddhism in a pill.

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  2. Mr. Delusion: drop me a discreet line care of the Wowie-Zowie Cheap Thrill Pill Dispensary (David Miscavige will know the address, since we have been supplying his bulk steroids, botox, minoxidil, and amphetamines for years) where you might just learn something to your advantage.

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