MARS CENTRAL COMMAND
PSYCHIATRIC IMPLANTING UNIT
CONFIDENTIAL: BURN AFTER READING
Summary: Our drone flyover of the Ventura Ideal Org grand opening showed <2,000 Scientologists remaining in the Southern California Region of Teegeeack. The population of SoCal is 24 million; we are therefore dealing with a very minute fraction of Scientologists to implant.
Deployment: On the morning of 1 March 2020, Squadron 47 will deploy from Mars Spaceport 9 and head for Teegeeack. Flight time is eight hours; this includes a stop at Lunar Base 2 to deliver third rail porcelain insulators for the new electrical subway line on Armstrong Blvd.
Tasking Orders: Implant SoCal Scientologists using our Tesla charged-neuron-coupling 5G technology.
Subliminal Implanting Messages:
It’s okay to take a peek at the internet and see what it says about Scientology.
My church is ripping me off.
David Miscavige is a squirrel and has squirreled LRH’s Tech.
I need to escape from the Sea Org now.
My church is lying to me.
I don’t have any money left and yet the regges refuse to leave me alone.
The other 22 new and highly effective implanting messages are preloaded and ready for broadcast when Squadron 47 reaches Pac Base on the evening of 1 March 2020.