Mine fleet is Invisable & sees only the Thetans at their slave work for the cult of Scientology. Double Checkmate cob, you are Toast and so are your DC8s.🛰☄📡🕹⚡😎. XO OT8.
Big fuckin’ deal. So what? Every thetan with half an awareness unit knows this. They also know that Piltdown Man exists, Clears exist, Operating Thetans exist, R6 implants exist, engrams are real, E-Meters really work, Target Two exists, CST vaults exist, 75,000,000 year old Hawaiian volcanos exist, L. Ron Hubbard is the greatest thetan ever, COB RTC Capt’n David Miscavige is the second greatest thetan ever, Shelly doesn’t exist (I’m not sure about Mary Sue), SPs are losing, megadoses of niacin with a Cal-Gag chaser is da bomb, us Scientologists are the coolest and fastest growing straight up and vertical bestest everest beings who are the best of the 1% of the top 47% of the beings on the front porch of eternity, Ideal Orgs are being flooded with raw meat demanding Scientology services and Ethics Tech, Scientology Celebs are taking Hollywood by storm, Gang Bang Sec Checks are fun, the IAS – what can I say about the IAS that hasn’t already been said – Glorius Krytonitius Meritorious, books make booms, every library on the Planet is fully stocked with complete LRH collections, etc. etc. In fact I wouldn’t be surprised that in addition to Scientology DC-8 Spaceplanes, there are surely Scientology DC-9 & 10 Spaceplanes just like there are OT levels 9 & 10 waiting to be released any minute after the last Mission and Field Group go Ideal and Saint Hill size. Those number in the hundreds of ten thousands so it is hard to keep track of them cuz we are expanding so fast. So, big fuckin’ deal. I guess I’ll have to go to the next briefing at the next biggest ever epic event of unmentionable orders of magnitude to get some real news that I can use.
Mrs. B. Haven makes COB very happy with her CERTAINTY. Certainty is everything in Scientology. The Founder would be very proud
and give Mrs B. Haven as “VWD!!!”
OTVIIIisGrrr8! 
Is it a coincidence Steve Miller wrote this song after seeing a volcano? We don’t think so either.
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Mine fleet is Invisable & sees only the Thetans at their slave work for the cult of Scientology. Double Checkmate cob, you are Toast and so are your DC8s.🛰☄📡🕹⚡😎. XO OT8.
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Edit: My fleet is Invisable
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Yeah, but perfect clears don’t exist.
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Scientology DC-8 Spaceplanes exist!
Big fuckin’ deal. So what? Every thetan with half an awareness unit knows this. They also know that Piltdown Man exists, Clears exist, Operating Thetans exist, R6 implants exist, engrams are real, E-Meters really work, Target Two exists, CST vaults exist, 75,000,000 year old Hawaiian volcanos exist, L. Ron Hubbard is the greatest thetan ever, COB RTC Capt’n David Miscavige is the second greatest thetan ever, Shelly doesn’t exist (I’m not sure about Mary Sue), SPs are losing, megadoses of niacin with a Cal-Gag chaser is da bomb, us Scientologists are the coolest and fastest growing straight up and vertical bestest everest beings who are the best of the 1% of the top 47% of the beings on the front porch of eternity, Ideal Orgs are being flooded with raw meat demanding Scientology services and Ethics Tech, Scientology Celebs are taking Hollywood by storm, Gang Bang Sec Checks are fun, the IAS – what can I say about the IAS that hasn’t already been said – Glorius Krytonitius Meritorious, books make booms, every library on the Planet is fully stocked with complete LRH collections, etc. etc. In fact I wouldn’t be surprised that in addition to Scientology DC-8 Spaceplanes, there are surely Scientology DC-9 & 10 Spaceplanes just like there are OT levels 9 & 10 waiting to be released any minute after the last Mission and Field Group go Ideal and Saint Hill size. Those number in the hundreds of ten thousands so it is hard to keep track of them cuz we are expanding so fast. So, big fuckin’ deal. I guess I’ll have to go to the next briefing at the next biggest ever epic event of unmentionable orders of magnitude to get some real news that I can use.
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Mrs. B. Haven makes COB very happy with her CERTAINTY. Certainty is everything in Scientology. The Founder would be very proud
and give Mrs B. Haven as “VWD!!!”
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