Thanks to improved technology, the new False Data Spreader 47X from Psych Industries — the trusted name in Psychiatric Suppression supplies and implanting equipment for over 150 years — works 1500% faster than previous models! False data about Scientology can now be spread over entire communities and neighborhoods in hours and not days!
And Psych’s new False Data 9000 mix is rich in lies, suppression, enturbulative facts, rumors, innuendoes, and even wrong double datums about Scientology! Designed to kill false data stripping and other Scientology processes, False Data 9000 is impervious to the Warehouse Mark VIII e-meter.
This new mix is so good that SMERSH has already ordered 5,000 rails cars of False Data 9000 to handle Europe in its planned Spring Offensive 2018 against Scientology!
The False Data Spreader 47X is in stock and available on Amazon, at Costco, and other leading wog retailers. Psychs and other mental health professionals receive a 25% courtesy discount!
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I knew it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This must have been the shit I spread on a bit of verge at my Ideal Org in an attempt to enhance the 5th Dynamic of that cold stoney monolith. This must be the Why behind our empty building and long term stat crash. I just hope the MAA doesn’t find out it was me behind all of this or I’m sure to be sitting by the back door of DBville instead of on the front porch of eternity.
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In other words: Mannuah (cow poo.) (no spell check?)
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Call that a false data-spreader? Now THIS is a false data-spreader: https://goo.gl/images/ZLkd3T
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Ach! Herr Dktr bringt der grosser schisserspredenzugmachinen! Zer gut…. Aus am Flag!
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Utrecht is in the Netherlands; here it is called “een valse gegevensspreider” 😉
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I know, but my snarky Dutch would probably be far worse than my fake German… 😎 I’ve actually been to Utrecht several times, as well as Amstredam, The Hague, and a boatload of conferences at Univ. of Linden. Holland’s a favorite place of mine…
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As advertised on CNN!
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False Data Spreader can apply to a rich mixture of prime BS and it may be used to describe miscavige & his slaves perfectly. False Data Spreaders All. 💛. You OT8.
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