The Christian songstress trio The Faith Tones will be appearing this weekend at Flag’s annual fundraiser for COB’s birthday present. Their appearance at Flag proves that we in Scientology are very Christian. We are also very Muslim.
The fact is that we in Scientology have a cloying willingness to ingratiate ourselves with all kinds of groups. We do this in order to trick the Wog World into believing that we’re just like everyone else. Sure, we in Scientology are just normal people. Except we have all the answers and know the secrets of the universe!
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I think the Faith Tones should gift COB one of those hip polyester pant suits they’re wearing. That way he could dress up and parade around in front of the mirror in his quarters doing karaoke to a medley of their hits. Way better than being serenaded once by Stacy Francis, who has not been heard from lately. It would let him make his birthday last all year long.
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Don’t miss the this group of men fresh from the streets of Hollywood, CA performing their ode to COB, “Let Me Touch Him”.
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The Faith Tones will be singing their latest release ‘Jesus Loves Your Hair’ as a special tribute to Captain Miscavige.
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They will sing their hit song: “COB please bankrupt me”
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I was just thinking that COB, in his brilliance, may be way ahead of us.
The Jive Aces are all male. The Faith Tones are all woman. Is the plot to have the Jive Aces and the Faith Tones on the same bill some sort of breeding program to create musical super-thetans that will write the tunes that restimulate eternal loyalty to COB?
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Who’s the hottie on the RHS? That Buddy Holly vibe has Cosmo swooning! Be still my throbbing….
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