New Scientology device treats body thetans in the feet. *POW!* Foot problems vanish! Unfortunately, we in Scientology still don’t have a device to treat our own footbullets…
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New Scientology device treats body thetans in the feet. *POW!* Foot problems vanish! Unfortunately, we in Scientology still don’t have a device to treat our own footbullets…
Categories: OTVIIIisGrrr8!
OTVIIIisGrrr8! 
COD David Miscavige is #1 in the world for footbullets. As for thetans in the feet, COB’s onanism is said to cure that.
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Ah, the “Von Hinterstoisser Automatisch-Fusshandhabungsgerät”, as used by Nurse Tsai-Chin Proutley in my practice, though for other purposes than treating foot-Thetans. Naturally, practitioner-patient confidentiality forbids further disclosure of precisely *which* purposes, but Rear-Admiral Miscavige’s intimate little secrets are safe with us—provided his standing order with the Netherlands Antilles Bank (Pvt.) Ltd. and ourselves remains operational.
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Rear-Admiral Miscavige wishes to assure you that his standing order with the Netherlands Antilles Bank (Pvt.) Ltd. remains operational. The Rear-Admiral is also curious as to when the “special new attachment” you mentioned on his previous visit to your clinic will be operational.
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As soon as we get the coffee-grounds out of it.
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I’m certain that Leah Remini would be happy to help COB develop an improved foot bullet device which outputs 11,756 foot bullets per second, the same number coincidentally as there are Ideal Orgs! Just think of the ease with which COB could shot foot bullets with such a device!
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My thetans hurt. I think I need a brain specialist.
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