“I love the new me,” said Scientologist Tom Cruise. “The old me had a face that was too thin and gaunt. I looked anorexic. I like the new fuller ‘puffy-faced and overfed Flag OT‘ look. My new look says I’m sessionable, upstat, and winning in life!
“I want others to have the same wins I had. That’s why I’ve opened a new chain of exclusive Scientology puffy-faced beauty clinics.
“Called Mr. Tom’s of Beverly Hills, my new beauty clinics use the exact Scientology beauty-implanting technology of BT-injections, Botox, mega-niacin fillers, and glycol-alchohol injections which preparation is guaranteed to pick up a thetan. All of these combine to create a new standard in beauty: The puffy-faced OT!
“I feel fab, fit, and fifty-four!”
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“Sessionable”; hilarious 😀
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From the C/S notes for OT IX:
EP: Subject at cause over their own face.
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COB wants a puffy face too!! But he plans to get it by drinking expensive scotch and chain-smoking!!
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