Church of Scientology OT Kirstie Alley asks: Are you a cock sucking asswipe vagina jumper?
What happened is that Scientologist Kirstie Alley went on a Twitter rampage following Leah Remini’s recent unauthorized departure from the Church of Scientology.
Kirstie Alley is now classifying everyone in the world as Class, Ass, or Cock as her Twitter page shows. We in RTC say, “Well done Kirstie! You are truly a sterling model for what an OT is and does to locate and shatter Suppression!”
Notorious SP celeb watcher Media Lush captured Kirstie Alley’s tweets before she threw them in a volcano and nuked them.
OT’s Kirstie Alley, John Travolta, and Kelly Preston gather to devise a Battle Plan to handle all of the recent Psych attacks on the Church.
Categories: OTVIIIisGrrr8!
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She is so classy! She is my idol!
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Do you think David Miscavige is going to teach her how to use acronyms?
CSAVJ?
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Fed Up Crabby Kirstie Hounds Email Readers.
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DM > Celebs > Sea Org > Org Staff > Public > Wogs > Ex-Scn
Keep on pushing in vain wogs, we are clearing the planet!
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I am disgusted with these cock sucking mother fucking SPs.
It would be so awesome if COB would give Kirstie Alley the Freedom Medal of Valor for her outstanding work in confronting and shattering the suppression of these turds.
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Oh that Kirstie, a steaming shitheap of class and sophistication.
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Kirstie is so classy that COB may just hang a cowbell around her neck:
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Kirstie with a cowbell!!?? What a bold statement!!
:::Adding that to the all new and improved ILLUSTRATED Leather Bound Basics:::
The tech that makes you say, “Moooooo”
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Ohhh, cowbell, my favorite cow accessory. Kristie looks a little Guernsey to to me today.
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Does the RTC have some HCO guidelines for vagina jumping? Are distances measured in standard or metric increments? Where does a high step end and a real jump begin? Does the RTC recognize a difference between amateur and professional vagina jumpers? Would hip or knee replacement hinder vagina jumping? Are Brazilian waxes legal in vagina jumping?
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You raise very serious questions that are covered in the Cock Sucking Asswipe Vagina Jumper Rundown now being offered at Flag. Please contact Flag for details.
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Will there be a sequel to Battlefield Earth, entitled “Battlefield Girth”?
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