The Church of Scientology is expanding globally at a faster rate this month than in the previous eleven months and even more so when compared to the previous 6.2 years exclusive of Canada, Moldova, the Americas, and Europe.

At we continue to expand and succeed, the Psychs have turned up their campaigns of lies and enturbulation against us. For example, the Psychs have tried to bullbait we in the Church of Scientology by asserting a “classic essay” in wog academic history against us — and  know that “academic history” is simply Psychiatry using another name to mask its blind and irrational hatred of the Church of Scientology

“The Paranoid Style in American Politics is an essay by American historian Richard J. Hofstadter, first published in Harper’s Magazine in November 1964.”

The upshot of this Crafty Psych Nonsense is that the Psychs are at it again calling The Church of Scientology parishioners, Sea Org clergy, and COB RTC David Miscavige “paranoid.”

We ridge on this word and hate it almost as much as the word “cult.” We are not a Paranoid Cult. We are elite and above reproach,  and, we alone possess the exact mental technology needed to save the world from its current plunge into disasterousnesses of epic magnitude and a Psych Armageddon to beat the band!

Below is just one part of the ridiculous psychobabble that the Psychs are hurling  against the imperishable and eternal bulwarks of the Church:

“The paranoid spokesman, sees the fate of conspiracy in apocalyptic terms — he traffics in the birth and death of whole worlds, whole political orders, whole systems of human values. He is always manning the barricades of civilization… he does not see social conflict as something to be mediated and compromised, in the manner of the working politician.

“Since what is at stake is always a conflict between absolute good and absolute evil, what is necessary is not compromise but the will to fight things out to a finish. Since the enemy is thought of as being totally evil and totally unappeasable, he must be totally eliminated — if not from the world, at least from the theatre of operations to which the paranoid directs his attention.

“This demand for total triumph leads to the formulation of hopelessly unrealistic goals, and since these goals are not even remotely attainable, failure constantly heightens the paranoid’s sense of frustration. Even partial success leaves him with the same feeling of powerlessness with which he began, and this in turn only strengthens his awareness of the vast and terrifying quality of the enemy he opposes.”

So much Psych trash!

This next part, however, actually does a good job of describing the Psychs. But then what did you expect? It was written by the Psychs!

“The enemy is clearly delineated: he is a perfect model of malice, a kind of amoral superman — sinister, ubiquitous, powerful, cruel, sensual, luxury-loving. Unlike the rest of us, the enemy is not caught in the toils of the vast mechanism of history, himself a victim of his past, his desires, his limitations. He wills, indeed, he manufactures, the mechanism of history, or tries to deflect the normal course of history in an evil way.

“He makes crises, starts runs on banks, causes depressions, manufactures disasters, and then enjoys and profits from the misery he has produced. The paranoid’s interpretation of history is distinctly personal: decisive events are not taken as part of the stream of history, but as the consequences of someone’s will. Very often, the enemy is held to possess some especially effective source of power: he controls the press; he has unlimited funds; he has a new secret for influencing the mind (brainwashing); he has a special technique for seduction (the Catholic confessional).”

Yep, the Psychs use brainwashing all the time!

Finally, the conclusion is proof that if the Founder had not created Ethics and the Sea Org, why then the he Psychs would have forced him to invent such things due their relentless attacks and sabotage attempts on Mankind’s only way out of the trap:

“It is hard to resist the conclusion that this enemy is, on many counts, the projection of the self; both the ideal and the unacceptable aspects of the self are attributed to him. The enemy may be the cosmopolitan intellectual, but the paranoid will outdo him in the apparatus of scholarship, even of pedantry.

“Secret organizations, set up to combat secret organizations, give the same flattery. The Ku Klux Klan imitated Catholicism to the point of donning priestly vestments, developing an elaborate ritual and an equally elaborate hierarchy. The John Birch Society emulates Communist cells and quasi-secret operation through ‘front’ groups, and preaches a ruthless prosecution of the ideological war along lines very similar to those it finds in the Communist enemy. Spokesmen of the various fundamentalist anti-Communist ‘crusades’ openly express their admiration for the dedication and discipline the Communist cause calls forth.”

All Scientologists in good standing should be thankful that COB RTC David Miscavige is safeguarding the ecclesiastical purity of the Tech. As a token of gratitude, all Scientol0gists need to, right now, raise their IAS Patron Status.

And by “right now” we mean right now and yes, those are IAS regges breaking down your back door to get into your home.

If you donate today you can have your picture taken with Sea Org Admiral Goering, the first of the new Sea Org robots designed to withstand the harsh Scientology life while also meting out severe Ethics punishments in an atmosphere of pure ARC:

Sea Org Admiral Goering, the first Sea Org robot. There will be more like him. His tough approach does not allow for reasonableness as it concerns Ethics. He does not care for wog labor laws, your lack of sleep, or any of the other reasonable generalities that get in the way of production and Planetary Clearing!