Due to the sharp decrease in Sea Org recruitment in the West, we in RTC have arranged for the purchase of children from North Korea. These children will be placed into the Church of Scientology’s Sea Org immediately upon release from quarantine by US Immigration.
Costing $3,000 apiece, each of these Sea Org children will work for 300 weeks at $10 per week to pay Sea Org back their acquisition cost. After they pay off Sea Org, they will receive the standard $10 stipend that the Church of Scientology thoughtfully gifts its dedicated Sea Org religious volunteers each week.
Commenting on this latest personnel move, Captain David Miscavige said, “The fact that these children do not speak English and are not educated does not pose a problem as making beds, gardening, scrubbing toilets and so forth does not require education — and in fact the lack of an education is a benefit in any Sea Org career path.”
“Indeed,” stated Captain Miscavige, “I dropped out of publik skool in the tenth graid and never looked back.”