Please ask Mr. Miscavige anything.
Following a surprise tech inspection of Flag Service Organization, we in RTC have cancelled all FSO certs. We have additionally bypassed the negligent criminal management in CSI and have accordingly revoked all FSO licenses to use any Scientology technology.
These drastic actions were taken when FSO was found to be guilty of thousands of instances of gross Out Tech. Overt FSO products include hundreds of so-called OT’s who have had to re-do TR’s & Objectives! This is a thing that should not be, and yet, incredibly, it is true!
Given Flag’s decertification as a Scientology church for an indefinite period of time, we in RTC would be remiss in our stewardship of the Tech if we left Flag course rooms and auditing rooms setting empty — this as they were under the now declared former management of Flag. We in RTC refuse, per policy, to punish upstat Scientologists because FSO went criminal.
Dave’s Org delivers 100% RTC-certified STANDARD TECH using the astonishingly precise Ultra Mark VIII meter. In honor of this monumental event, COB has declared all GAT II arbitraries cancelled! There has never been a better time to rocket up your Bridge than right now this very minute at Dave’s Org, the friendliest place on the planet!
Dave’s Org accepts cash, checks, and credit cards. Please make all monetary instruments payable to David Miscavige S.A. of Panama. No warranties are implied or given. All SP’s found on the premises will be beaten and then bodily ejected into the back alley. No refunds. All disputes are subject to Panamanian law and may only be settled using fisticuffs and baseball bats on a seaworthy vessel sailing a southerly course in international waters. Said vessel shall have a pitiless crew of convicted felons willing to fully assist whichever party brings more cash, gold, and rum to the fight.
We in RTC have discovered, and rather belatedly so, that the following piece was written by a so-called “guest columnist” named J. Swift. We deeply resent this and have sent this person a Freeloader Bill for $5,000,000. How dare anyone use the RTC Blog without Issue Authority directly from COB RTC!
Like a pack of Scientology regges, Range Rover repeatedly keeps contacting me by e-mail:
Please provide feedback on your Range Rover Sport
Dear J. SWIFT
Land Rover is passionate about providing extraordinary vehicles that are the finest expression of luxury, technology and capability. Land Rover is also committed to producing vehicles which meet the very highest standards of quality & customer satisfaction.
To ensure that our engineers deliver on this and meet the expectations of Land Rover owners, we invite you to participate in our online quality survey regarding your Range Rover Sport. Your feedback will be received by our engineers directly.
Nevertheless, Range Rover is convinced that I own a Range Rover and am somehow obligated to complete their survey.
My thinking is that someone at Range Rover needs a stat. I have therefore relented to their demands and have written up my Range Rover success story and e-mailed it to them:
I twinned with Grant Cardone and he is really POW! Grant is soooo OT that he is Mr. OT.
I was like, POW! Blown fifty feet out my head. Factually, it is like… space and time. Colors. Smells. It is a Technicolor dream-catcher made of perceptions. I’m more myself than I’ve been in trillions of years. I discovered what it really is all about. I didn’t know what it was all about before but now I do.
How can I even stay in this vehicle, this meat body, I inhabit when I constantly feel as if I am floating and am exterior? Seriously, the room is spinny right now and my feet, my feet are floating off the ground a few inches and I’m laughing. I’m so000 completely blown out of case right now I have no case.
It’s Super Power and thank you COB. Thank you for being on this planet in the vehicle you inhabit. Thank you for being so OT for all of us, for the group.
I want you to call Flag and handle whatever you need to handle to get on Super Power and then join Grant Cardone and I as FANTASTIC SUPER POWER COMPLETIONS!!!!
That’s what a Super Power completion does… He or she… increases their IAS Patron Status.
I’m too, too, too excited to continue with my success story. I have to run around outside, to go, to go, to find the scene of an accident and help. Because I’m the only one who can help.
My Super Succes story? Done. Watch this video now: